WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK WE CARE THAT YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN “PLACES?” THAT PHRASE DOESN’T MAKE SENSE AND IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME I’VE HEARD IT!
Not to get all slut shame-y, but just imagine if the sexes were swapped here. Imagine what would happen if I told someone who was rejecting me not to worry because my vagina has “been places.” Who wants to take bets I’d be called a whore?
Hahaha he didn’t even say it’s been *in places
His dick has been ‘the places’.
What places? Statue of liberty? That seems like a popular place. Niagara Falls? Big Ben? Why is your dick going to The Places without you?
His dick is bff’s with the Travelocity gnome, obvs.